Go Ahead with your Own Wifey, Leave Me Alone

This is silly of me, but I don't think I ever mentioned my wife's name; even though I supposedly bragged about having one...a wife. I did tell you my kids' names, but not my wife's name! Hahahaha!

Anyway, her name is Michelle and she's a yoga instructor. She's a neo-pagan and post-feminist-apocalypticologist, and really good at knitting socks. I love her with all my heart, and this is one of the reasons for the current blog entry. Evidently some people in certain circles, do not totally like my wife. Well, I'm here to set the record straight and give them a piece of my mind.

First of all, we have property over down there in California which we rent out to people that live in that region. I send my wife down there periodically to handle the business end of dealing with the residents. I say I send her down there, but I don't own her or order her to do things in the conventional sense; I do it the right way, in the way that it is done, the free way in which we both live according to our own rules which we read in a book on neo-feminist-pagan-apocalypticology. So, anyway, here's the problem.

She goes down there to deal with some of these people we rent a house to, and she comes back and tells me how they treated her. They said she was passive-aggressive, arrogant, and completely oblivious to the fact that other people exist. She couldn't understand how this could be, considering how much she practices being at one with everyone at yoga class, and also how she practices various pagan rituals with our group, which gives her a sense that she's massively a huge part of the Universe. She's really stressed about having to even deal with this sort of people in California.

As far as I'm concerned they are ingrates. We did not need to let them rent from us. On top of that, they seem to have a problem with the fact that my wife's hair "blocks out the sun", in their own words.

Listen, I can take a joke just as much as the next guy, but we've been far too kind for far too long, giving these people places to live for near to reasonable rates. Enough is just simply enough...already.